I thought this was so funny!

I'm not feeling well today. I have a splitting headache, my stomach is upset, and I have all the symptoms of a summer cold at the same time.  What I really need is a hot male nurse to make a house call and suck all the germs out of me!  But since my health insurance doesn't cover that, I'm going to have to suffer.  So I'm trying instead to laugh at adversity and I'm sharing this silly things I've found with you in hopes of getting a laugh.